Handmade everywhere

It seems everybody nowadays loves handwritten texts, which is good. A piece of advice: don’t give up hope, sooner or later your time will come but, in the meantime, they'll beat the shite out of you.


Forewarned is forearmed

What to do if the guy next you falls through the ice? Advance warning provides an advantage, and now you know you are walking on thin ice. Terrified? Don’t be such a naff, you are not dead yet. Keep calm, retrace your path back to shore and warm up. Life goes on.