In retard

Yesterday I made an intelligence test and I scored 7 out of 18, that means I am retarded or something. But don’t worry about my feelings, I can deal with it… which is not what Venezia could say about her water.


Øvelse gør mester

I'll send the files in one hour may mean tomorrow. I'll call you tomorrow may mean the next week. We'll have a meeting next week may mean the next month. Time in Spain is ambiguous, so don’t piss off if your landlord says he will phone you tomorrow morning and then calls you two days later. I try to put it in perspective… but that technique is not my cup of tea.